Fleet Enema?!?!?!?

[asdfhjkl]

I refuse to offer specific details on this subject except to say, "What anal virginity?"

 

[chicana_lulu]

I stand corrected.

 

[Lili.anne.]

Why would you post about an enima? I already said, it's like peeing from your poo hole. Nuff said.

 

[claudett0829]

It's probably better than shitting out of your pee hole.

 

[freepetrhyme]

Touch

 

[poo d]

LOL!!

Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I didn't do the in-home enema.
But I damn sure wish I had now.
If anyone noticed, I haven't been online since thursday. Thursday night (well technically it was 1am, so it was Friday), I woke up like fucking screaming like a baby (I thought I WAS having a baby, it hurt so bad) and my friend drove me to the E.R. The bitch snitched that I hadn't taken the enema yet and that that was probably the problem, so they immediately administered an enema. Now, if any of you have had an emergency room enema, you'll understand how much worse it is than an in-home one. Long, hard-ass plastic tube shoved a mile up into your ass connected to a half-gallon bag of saline that gets squeezed until you shit onto yourself and the bed.
Needless to say, it hurt.

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Dunno. Cuz it was gross, I guess.

 

[Samuel L]

LOL Well now you've posted about it. Nice. I know, hospital enemas do suck. It's really no fun having to pee out your butt till you poo.

 

[Sunkssd]

Am I the only one who got extremely turned on reading that? If I am that's cool, I was just curious.

 

[vine_08]

Taken out of context, it's rather hilarious actually. I'm not a dude or into waters sports though... so, it being funny is about all I can pull off right now.

 

[martyleo12]

Go to your favorite restaurant and don't say no when you are offered an after eight.

It worked well for Mr Creosote.

 

[Polesauce]

You need to make some serious changes to your diet to prevent this from happening in the future.

And yeah, you should have had the enema!

 

[dramaqueen2062]

Did the OP get his username from a Necro song?

 

[Nero - HBK fan]

Not to mention his advice is from Dr. Becker

 

[chief calm down]

I bet watching that show would cause explosive diarrhea.


Touchmewhereipee, hope you're feeling better.

 

["Brick"]

Should've gotten the citrate or the enema!