Five Songs you never want to hear Again

Minnie Ripperton - Loving You
Makes me wish I had a baseball bat

Aerosmith - I Don't Want To Miss A Thing
Makes me wish Steven Tyler had died of an overdose circa 1983

The Streets - Dry Your Eyes Mate
Written & produced by chavs for chavs

Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath
I love Black Sabbath don't get me wrong but this boring dirge never fails to send me to sleep.

Guns n Roses - Noveraber Rain
More cheese than a french brie factory.I loathe every second of this 9 minute long peice of festering dog shit. I hate Axl Rose's rabid parrot like vocals , the overblown strings , the *epic* guitar solo , and don't even get me started on this corny mini series style expensive video.And I hate the fact there is always one prick who has to dedicate this to his girlfriend on the radio every f*cking day.
Pure garbage.
 
I write sins not tragedies. ****ing *******s. I can't remeraber if its from Fight Club, Choke, or Survivor though. Whichever, they still shouldn't be using it for that garbage.
 
'Walking On Sunshine' - Katrina & The Waves.
'Tainted Love' - Soft Cell.
'Leave Right Now' - Will Young.
pure evil ^
'We Built This City On Rock And Roll' - Jefferson Shitestick.
Anything by Bananarama.
 
I don't know, listen to some of the older Kiss stuff, it's just plain garage band type rock and roll. Sure, the image is a little over the top but it got everyone's attention at the time. Check out "Detroit Rock City" or "Black Diamond", I can just hear these being played in a closed up, muted, garage down the street in Anywhere, USA during that era.
 
I can quite happy listen to a Can song that lasts half an hour with no effort. It's not the length of it. If this song was 2 minutes long it would still be 2 minutes too long.
 
I do wish you'd learn to read between the lines Boo Boo.That was basically me trying to say 'At least that song doesn't involve that total c*nt Gene Simmons' in polite innofensive moderator speak.
 
No. Build God Then We'll Talk is taken from Choke. The Only Difference Between etc is taken from Survivor. That the weather today etc in in London Beckons etc is taken from Diary. A few of their other titles are taken too as well as their lyrics, one of their songs (lyrically) is way too similar to a Fall Of Troy song for comfort, I don't remeraber which.
 
Add these to the worst ever playlist...

Like a Rock - Bob Seger (the truck commercial ruined that one)
Eye Of The Tiger - Survivor (never could listen to that one)
All I Need Is a Miracle - Mike and The Mechanics (Argghh, I just can't take it)
Baby One More Time - Britney Spears (Shoot me one more time, please.)
The Lirabo Rock - By anyone who ever recorded it
 
Not to mention most of GnRs big singles other than Noveraber Rain are considerably long for popular rock songs. Especially Paradise City, Patience and Civil War. All are over 5 minutes.

I can understand the dislike for a Noveraber Rain, a big pomp rock epic with strings and David Gilmour-ish guitar solos is not what you would expect from the same guys who did songs like Mr Brownstone and Nighttrain.

But I still think its a good song, and as far as pure Rock N Roll banRAB trying to diversify themselves by doing ballaRAB and epics go, GnR has been far more successful at it than any other c0ck rock band that has attempted to go that route (see *Aerosmith, *KISS).



I'm completely incapable of understanding how you can listen to a band who does long, inaccessible songs like Aumgn, yet diss Yes and King Crimson for the same reason, banRAB that actually have the talent to do long, complex compositions.

When Can do it it's often very amaterish and clumsy. For some reason that appeals to you?
 
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