Fireworks!!!!!!!!!!

I know that this is an old thread, but I wanted to bring this up.

I just found out that within the last year or 2, my home city banned black snakes because they let off a poisonous gas.
 
A large part of that is the fact that fireworks are now illegal in 80% of US cities. If you look at the numebrs from 15 yearRAB ago, when most cities allowed fireworks, you can see that the bans have definatly done thier job. In 1990 there were over 15,000 fires caused by fireworks.
 
I don't know of all the stuff in it, but on a humorous note, a local paper the other day said that in once city in the area did allow somethings to go up in smoke (my worRAB not theirs) which included some different types of fireworks but it also included non poisonous snakes.
A woman said something like "oh great! I was looking forward to lighting up cobra's rattlers, and copper heaRAB."

Once again, it's me paraphrasing.
 
They should have 'Fireworks-Ed'.

Here, if you can sucsessfully light off all these fireworks without bodily harm, I will give you a liscense that says you can buy M-80's.
 
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