Figure out this riddle.?

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AJ G

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If the wind speed is 45 miles per hour in South Dakota, and Bill Clinton is riding in a train northeast towards Cincinnati, and the train driver is five foot two, with a handlebar mustache, how many potatoes did farmers in Russia grow on Tuesdays in March?
 
The wind speed in South Dakota seldom gets down to 45 mph (cause Nebraska is sucking so much) and.....

Bill don't ride trains, so.....

We wouldn't need to know how the engineer appeared, so...

The only relevant portion of the question pertains to potatoes.

With that your answer would be:

1.5 kg Of The Excellent Mashed Potatoes

the only ones growing in March!

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Simple. You multiply the serial number of Clinton's train (342|B|776|O|55|O|13|B|08|S|) by the number of women he's slept with (all 3 billion on the planet) and get an answer of...

There is no MARCH or TUESDAY in Russia, and in Soviet Russia, potatoes grow YOU!

But can ze potados evint grow een ze muthorland?
 
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