Fellow Muslims; some inspirational poetry inspired by the Hadith. What do you think?

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The Hadith says: "I heard Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying to Hassan bin Thabit,: Lampoon them; Gabriel is with you.

OK here's a go

A Comical Fellow was Mo
His self esteem was very low
When the teasers came out
he'd scream and he'd shout
"I'll chop off your bollocks you know"

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A muslim was one mistaken
when in stead of lamb he ate beacon.
Said Muhammed "thats how
I mistook Aisha for a sow
But she squeels more when she is taken.

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I follow the religion of peace
so you know when I rape your young neice
that I am follow the quran
which says that I can
so that followers of allah increase.

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There, what do you think?
 
Sorry about this bit of comic genius. I predict it's deleted before I even finish typing this. BUT, the sentiment is dead on.
 
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