Got so many. Heres one to start with!
The Germans.
Basil in hosptial.
Nurse telling Basil off.
Basil : (looks around room and under bed) I'm sorry, are you talking to me, I thought there was a dog in here.
Nurse then helps Basil and he peers close to her face.
Basil : My god, you're ugly, aren't you?
Nurse : I'll erm get the doctor.
Basil : You need a plastic surgeon, dear, not a doctor!
Sybil : Basil!