Favourite ludicrous Daily Mail scare headlines?

[Albertsbeensuspended]

I'm looking at a copy now (I didn't buy it, honest) and there's the headline "How many more fridges will explode?" Anyone got any better examples of hilarious Daily Mail scaremongering nonsense?

 

[Emperor_johnUk]

Tough Guy: Peter Andre

LMAO I made that up, but the thought of it scares me to sleeplessness.

 

[kuta]

They still pale into insignificance beside the almighty Sun with their fabulous "PIG BUG" alert from a few months back.

 

[Michael W]

Dave How much did the Mail have to pay the McCanns for libel ?

 

[elfreda]

Presumably it's the immigrants or Marxists who will make the fridges explode, haven't seen this one yet but keep them coming. I'm quite intrigued about the immigrants causing power cuts.

 

[Dave S]

"Kate McCann - It could happen to anyone"

then in small print it says 'Well, anyone who leaves their children in a foreign country, in an unlocked apartment while the parents consume more than the blood alcohol limit in booze'.

 

[elfreda]

Presumably it's the immigrants or Marxists who will make the fridges explode, haven't seen this one yet but keep them coming. I'm quite intrigued about the immigrants causing power cuts.