Favourite Lines From Movies

a few from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind:

Joel 'Valentine's Day is a day invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.'

Patrick 'Mary hates me. I've never been popular with the ladies.'
Stan 'Maybe if you stopped stealing their panties.'

Clementine 'You're not a stalker, or anything, right?'
Joel 'I'm not a stalker. YOU'RE the one that talked to me, remember?'
Clementine 'That is the oldest trick in the stalker book.'
Joel 'Really? There's a stalker book? Great, I gotta read that one.'

and from Chocolat:

Josephine (hitting her husband over the head with a cooking pan) 'Who says I can't use a skillet?'

and from, of course, the wonderful Rocky Horror:

'It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!' Frank N Furter

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american pie

Oz: Suck me beautiful

Stifler: How about i get you a spoon so you can eat my ar*e.

stiflers brother: your gunna F@&k aint you, fu**ers, fu**ers, fu**ers,

Not again.

We will get laid!!!!!

MILF, MILF MILF.
 
'Your horn works, now try your lights' - said to a man after he blew his nose noisily in 'Twelve Angry Men' - probably not my fave ever, but I only saw it a few days ago and it really made me laugh, so it's the only one I can think of now....

I loved the line about the knife in Crocodile Dundee too
 
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses - hit it" The Blues Brothers - best line ever!!
 
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherRAB the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

I wrote that all from my outstanding memory.I didn't copy and paste it at all........ :D
 
This ones more funny than 'the best line'. But I likes it. :cool:


Jake: Oh, please, don't kill us. Please, please don't kill us. You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault.

Mystery Woman: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.

Jake: No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.
 
"Very careless of you old man". Manco to Mortimer in the final shootout scene of For a Few Dollars More after Mortimer had lost his pocket watch.

"I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle". Ajax to the leader of the Baseball Furies during a fight scene in the Warriors.
 
"You taking that horse up in the lift?"
"Of course, the stairs would kill 'im."
The Commitments

"Is this some kind of bust?"
"It's very impressive, but that's not why we're here."
Naked Gun 2
 
"I'm mad as hell,and I'm not going to take it any more!" (Network)

"Say 'ello to my leetle friend!"....(Scarface)

"Are you going to bark all day,little doggie,or are you going to bite? (Reservoir Dogs)

"We're on a mission from God!" (The Blues Brothers)

"If you build it,he will come..." (Field Of Dreams)

"I'm American,honey.Our names don't mean $hit." (Pulp Fiction)

"Welcome to the party,pal!!" (Die Hard)

"Pop quiz,hot shot..." (Speed)

"That's not flying....that's falling with style!" (Toy Story)

"We're gonna need a bigger boat..." (Jaws)

"On a long enough timeline,the survival rate for everyone drops to zero." (Fight Club)

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!" (A Few Good Men)

Many others...will probably post more later.
 
"i got a bad feeling about this!" ( once in every star wars movie)

"there is another"

"there is only do or do not. there is no try"

"nice beaver"
 
(butler answers phone), "Inspector Clouseau its for you"
Clouseau: "ahh, that will be for me" - A shot in the dark

"Son of a bitch must pay" - Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) in Big Trouble in Little China

"F*ckin' Chuck Norris" - White Goodman (Ben Stiller) Dodgeball

"Jamacia.....European" - Rocky Balboa

"Those arent pillows" - Steve Martin in Planes trains and automobiles

Shooter McGavin: "I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast"

Happy Gilmore: "You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?"
 
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