Favourite Film Quote?

this isn't from a film - it's from FrienRAB:

Rachel and Ross are trying to pick a name for their baby:

Ross: How about Ruth?

Rachel: Oh, i'm sorry - i didnt realise we're giving birth to an 89 year old!

:D :D
 
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[Joey pulls out a box. There are condoms inside]
Chandler: Condoms! Joey what are condoms in the box for.
Joey: Incase we're stuck in here and need to, you know, re-populate the Earth.
Chandler: And condoms will help that how?

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:D
 
First post here, helloooooo!

Usual Suspects is full of em (in fact the title comes from a line in Casablana "round up all the usual suspects") but how about the last line of the movie, Verbal again:

"And like that... .... he was gone"
 
The best frienRAB ep is when joe ond chandler get free porn
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Chandler walks in
Chandler: Hey Joe something wierd happend..get this i was at the post office and the secratery didnt offer me any sex complaments !
Joe: same to me the pizza girl just came then went
Chandler:she didnt offer any
Joe: No
Chandler: I think its time to turn off the porn !
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That ep is funny
 
From 'Jackie Brown' :

Samuel L. Jackson gun selling quote:

"If you absolutely positively need to kill every mother f**ker in the room.... accept no substitutes!"
 
Magnolia

Interviewer - "What are you doing"
Frank Macket (Tom Cruise) - "I'm quietly judging you"

Bang. Instant put down. If someone comes smart... This will put them in there place.
 
I got a couple

Rocky IV, when Ivan Drago (Dolph Lundgren) pummels Apollo Creed and says so matter-of-factly

'If he dies, he dies'


And of course, The Usual Suspects

Verbal: 'The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he never existed'
 
:D This film is choc full of great dialogue - far too many lines to mention! But here's just one of my favourite scenes! ;)

Danny:
Trade: Phenodihydrochloride benzelex. Street: The Embalmer.
Withnail:
Balls. I'll swallow it and run a mile.
Danny:
Cool your boots man. This pill's valued at two quid.
Withnail:
Two quid! You're out of your mind.
Marwood:
That's sense Withnail.
Withnail:
You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and f**k off while you're doing it.
 
too many great one liners from woody allen and also when harry met sally (the greatest woody allen film he never made) to remember off the top of my head.

in fact the only quote i can always come up with is from *airplane*

*we have to get these people to a hospital!*
*what is it?*
*its a big building with lots of sick people, but thats not important right now...*

Iain
 
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