Favourite Film Quote?

My son loves the line

'get off my 'plane' said by Harrison Ford in Airforce One as he pushes a terrorist off the 'plane whilst it is the air.
 
clerks:

Dante: my girlfriend sucked 27 dicks!
Customer: what. in a row?



scarface:

say hello to my little friend!


scarface:

theres two things in this world, and thats my balls and my word. and i dont break 'em for no-one
 
i almost forgot:

pulp fiction:

im a mushroom cloud laying mother****er, mother****er!


and

which one is your wallet?
the one with bad mother****er on
 
Reservoir Dogs;

Mr. Pink: Somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and I want to know whose name is on the handle!

Mr. Blonde: If you're talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch!

Mr. White: You shoot me in a dream, you'd better wake up and apologize.

Nice Guy Eddie: Okay, first things ****in' last!

Nice Guy Eddie: We got places all over the place.

Mr Brown: Mr. Brown? That sounRAB too much like Mr. Shit.

Mr. Pink: You kill anybody?
Mr. White: A few cops.
Mr. Pink: No real people?
Mr. White: Just cops

[Nice Guy Eddie asks if anyone knows what happened to Mr. Blue]
Mr. Blonde: Either he's alive or he's dead, or the cops got him... or they don't.

Mr. Blonde: All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you aren't going to get.
 
In the film Analyze this Robert de Niro is watching Lord of the Rings with Billy Crystal and says

"Are you saying I'm Frodo, I don't think so"
 
One of my favourites has to be on Die Hard when the police radio control operator says to Bruce Willis, "This channel is reserved for emergency calls only" and he replies "no shit lady do I sound like i'm ordering a pizza"

Classic :D
 
Die Hard is great, just got it on DVD.:)

From Lethal Weapon, the first and best one in the series.
Murtaugh: God hates me, that's what it is.
Riggs: Hate him back, works for me.
 
Bad Boys: 1995

Marcus Burnett: You mean, y'all paid, what, $80,000 for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?!

Mike Lowrey: It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconRAB, sweetie. Limited edition.

Marcus Burnett: You damn right it's limited! No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the f**k along.
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Meet The Parents: 2000

Greg Focker: You can milk just about anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?
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Jack Byrnes: you tried to milk him did'nt you, you sick son of a bitch.
 
Rush Hour 2 !

Chan: In Hong Kong im Micheal Jackson and ur Toto !
Tucker: ITS TITO, TOTO IS WHAT WE ATE LAST NIGHT FOR DINNER

The Life of Brian
"U Lucky Basterd !"
"Jehova, Jehova"

The Holy Grail
"we are the knights who say NI"
"U Must gets us...... A SHRUBBERY"

Boutros B Ghali i have seen about 100 films ! maybe more but i didnt really like some quotes !
 
Quote from long (and deservedly) forgotten Biblical epic, 'Sodom and Gomorrah':

'Steady as you go... and watch out for Sodomite patrols.'
 
Colonel Kilgore: "Nothing else in the world smells like that.... I love the smell of napalm in the morning.... It smells like victory."
 
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