Favorite Family Guy Joke?

My favorite is the one where Meg takes the 12 pack of jumbo hot dogs into the bathroom with her while saying "I'm going to pretend you're the New York Knicks". I remember being shocked that they actually did that.
 
when stewie "mom,mommy,mum,louis,mama,ma" a bunch of times and when she says yes he says"hi" and runs off giggling
 
Thats funny shit, mine is when the two cells are talking and one says:

"Hey my kid got into DeVry"
"What did he have to do open the door"

haha probably not the best ever but i think it's fucking funny.
 
mine is where deaths mother goes "i was talking to an empty cloak for 20 minutes before i realized you weren't in it!"
 
DUDE!

Peter: Everybody I've got bad news. We've been cancelled.
Lois: Oh no Peter! How could they do that?
Peter: Well unfortuantely Lois, there's just no more room on the schedule. We just gotta accept the fact that FOX has to make room for terrific shows like Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That 80's Show, Wonder Falls, Fast Lane, Andy Richter Controls The Universe, Skin, Girl's Club, Cracking Up, The Pitts, Firefly, Get Real, Freaky Links, Wanda At Large, Costello, The Lone Gunman, A Minute with Stan Hooper, Normal Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddy, The Street, American Embassy, Cedric The Entertainer, The Tick, Louie, And Greg The Bunny....
Lois: Is there no hope?
Peter: Well I suppose if ALL those shows go down the tubes we might have a shot.
 
yeah dat one is hilarious and i love the part when brian sings that song "never gonna give you up" and goes crazy at the end. that was the episode when peter was goin back in time
 
That one's hilarious. I can't pick just one, there are so many. Lemme think.......................... UHM. Well, I think it's hilarious when Peter opens the exit on a plane after reading "Do not pull except for emergency" and then you see him falling and he passes by laughing!
 
racism isn't funny..

but anyway..

Mine is the episode where Randy Newman sings everything he sees the family doing. I think it's the twinkie factory episode.
 
Haha when new brian writes a note and says that he cut himself up and stuffed himself in a bag then dragged himself to the curb :P
 
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