This was a good one:
Bart calls from Principal Skinner's office
Moe: "Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!"
Homer: "Don't look at me!"
Moe: "Oh, no... You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off!
Skinner: "You'll do what, young man?"