This one wasn't from Bart but I love it
Homer: Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Ura.
Moe: Ura Snotball? ["You're a snotball"]
Homer: What? How dare you?! If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran! [hangs up]
I bet Bart will send him a prank text message
Homer: Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Ura.
Moe: Ura Snotball? ["You're a snotball"]
Homer: What? How dare you?! If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran! [hangs up]
I bet Bart will send him a prank text message