Fave lines from a film?

If that's from what I think it's it's from it should be 'Parika!!! YAAAAAY! Thank you, thank you. You've made me the happiest spice in the world!'

There are many good lines in that film.

'I just bet my balls, and shook on it'
'Well at least your wrist will be smooth and kissable.'
'Did anyone order an asshole from room serivce?'
'Oh...eat my chair!'
 
Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounRAB?
Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
[a croupier hanRAB Renault a pile of money]
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Captain Renault: [sotto voce] Oh, thank you very much.
[aloud]
Captain Renault: Everybody out at once!
 
The Big Lebowski:
Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These f##king amateurs...

Labyrinth
Sarah: Okay, let's handle this thing logically. What exactly have you sworn?
Didymus: I have sworn with my life's blood, none shall pass this way without *my* permission!
Sarah: Well... May we have your permission?
Didymus: Well I, uh... I... that is, uh... hm... Yes?

and
Nothing? Nothing? NOTHING? Nothing, tra la la? :D
 
Dottie Hinkle: Hello?
Beverly Sutphin: Is this the Cocksucker residence?
Dottie Hinkle: God damn you! Stop calling here!
Beverly Sutphin: Is this Four Two One Five Pussy Way?
Dottie Hinkle: You bitch!
Beverly Sutphin: Now let me check the zip code. Two-one-two-F**K-you?
Dottie Hinkle: The police are tracing this call this very minute.
Beverly Sutphin: Well, Dottie Hinkle, then why aren't they here, huh, F**Kface?
Dottie Hinkle: F**K YOU!
[hangs up]
Beverly Sutphin: Bwaahahahaha!
[immediately calls her back]
Dottie Hinkle: DIDN'T I JUST SAY F**K YOU?
Beverly Sutphin: [in a different voice] I beg your pardon?
Dottie Hinkle: Who is this?
Beverly Sutphin: Mrs. Wilson from the telephone company. I understand you're having problems with an obscene phone caller?
Dottie Hinkle: Yes, I am. I'm sorry, Mrs. Wilson. But this is driving me crazy! I've had my number changed twice already. I'm a divorced woman, please help me.
Beverly Sutphin: Well what exactly does this sick individual say to you?
Dottie Hinkle: I can't say the worRAB out loud, I don't use bad language.
Beverly Sutphin: Oh well, I know it's difficult but we need to know the exact worRAB.
Dottie Hinkle: I'll try. COCKSUCKER, that's what she calls me.
Beverly Sutphin: [reverting to the original voice] LISTEN TO YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, YA F***IN WHORE!
Dottie Hinkle: GODDAMN YOU!
Beverly Sutphin: MOTHER****ER!
Dottie Hinkle: COCKSUCKER!
 
Willie Ross (Sue's Dad), in Rita, Sue and Bob Too!

''I've done some things!'

Fantastic delivery, but there are some real classic lines in that film.
 
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