Fav Christmas Music

may favorite line is in the song holly jolly christmas, "somebody waits for you," and it's in like minor key when the rest of the song is so triumphant and major.
 
I'm not a Christmas person at all. It's just an excuse to drink lots of booze and I do that the rest of the year so where is the extra incentive?..and the music is crap.
 
C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S - The Vandals
[Originally by The Yobs]

"C" is for your little clit when I go down beneath.
"H" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth
"R" is for your rectum that
"I" fuck with my dick
Christmas comes but once a year
and makes me fucking sick.
"S" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum
"T" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum
"M" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me
"A" is for the agony of catching your vd
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick
Christmas comes but once a year
and makes me fucking sick.
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my
Ding-dong merrily along
The chapel bells are ringing
Ding-dong merrily along
My fucking balls are swinging.
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...

Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...
The chapel bells are ringing.
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...
My fucking balls are swinging!



I couldn't possibly pick just one line, it brings on the tears every time I hear it. LYRICAL MASTERPIECE!!!!
 
Yeah, most Christmas songs are painful but what about the great jazz ones? Like Coltrane's Greensleeves, Oscar Peterson's "A Child is Born", or Kenny Burrell's "Merry Christmas, Baby"
 
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It's not a classic Christmas song, but I love it.

"Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses

It really only works as a whole song, but I think this is the coolest line:

"So deck those halls, trim those trees
Raise up cups of Christmas cheer,
I just need to catch my breath,
Christmas by myself this year."

Here's the full set of lyrics if you're interested..

The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping - Lyrics
 
I was listening to an album called We Wish You a Metal Xmas...and a Headbanging New Year. I love Alice Cooper's version of Santa Claus is Coming to Town. It's typical Alice Cooper and I will never think of Santa the same way again! LOL

The whole album rocks! But that song is now my favorite Christmas Song! John 5 plays Guitar on it, Billy Sheehan bassplayer from Mr. Big, Niacin, Talas, David Lee Roth and Steve Vai on bass, and Vinny Appice from Dio and Black Sabbath on drums. Just proves Alice only works with the best!
 
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