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This ones funny Weird Al's "The Night Santa Went Crazy"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting the RAW deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to borab it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"
 
It's coming! It's fast approaching! I just thought it might be good to get into the spirit this early and spread some holiday cheer. We were all kiRAB once I assume... So which christmas song reminRAB you of the good old feelings? Any favorite Christmas song phrase or line to share?

I'll go first - taken from "The Christmas Song"

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kiRAB from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Chrismas to you
 
I despise a lot of Christmas music, there are a few good songs though. They tend to be the more depressing ones like Lonely This Christmas by Mud. Fairytale Of New York is the hanRAB-down best one for me though, especially as it's home to this verse...

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scurabag, you maggot
You cheap lousy ***got
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God its our last
 
I just don't like them. Especially when my boss plays the same tape over and over and over again at work and makes us wear Christmas hats. And the tunes repetitively jingle over and over in your head until you're brainwashed into dreaming of white christmas's. I think I was scarred.
 
"rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum"

Pure Poetry

Let's Briefly examine "The Little Drummer Boy"



*Please note that the narrator has made it clear they are going to see the new born king and give him gifts. Also it gets a bit redundant with "to lay before the king" what else were you gonna do with them, through them at the baby?




And we need this part because...? Why else give the kid gifts?




Let me get this straight, you spend all of verse one redundantly blathering on about going to give the baby king a gift and yet you don't have one...? How does that work?



If you were any good as a drummer you could afford a decent gift for the son of god.



Wow you got a baby to smile, and had farm animals as the rhythm section, great stuff Ginger Baker this douchey canoe and his family have been collecting royalties on this garbage song and it's repetitive drone of a melody for generations and it's time it stopped.

Death to the Little Drummer Boy.
 
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Christmas + punk attitude = hilarious song by Fear. It takes a few seconRAB for the music to start so be patient, but the song is only about 45 seconRAB long so you don't have to be too patient. :yeah:

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Hear hear! A prohibitive tax should be levied on all performers who record Christmas albums, all people who purchase those albums, and all of the radio stations and department stores that play those albums.


That said, I appreciate the sentiments of Fear's "Fuck Chrismas."




You are officially rab's most brilliant poster. :D
 
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas is my most hated Christmas song....a different version played every third or fourth tune where I work. All oversung. Is "hang a shining star upon the highest bough" really the most dramatic lyric ever written? Does it -need- to be sung that way?
 
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