So, I just got back from Wendy's, where I eat a couple times a week. I always get a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger and a Sour Cream & Chive Baked Potato. I get home after ordering the same thing, and to my suprise, I don't have butter with the potato. It's called Buttery-Best spread. It tastes like crap.
I also ordered extra sour cream, because I LOVE sour cream. The sour cream is "reduced-fat ACIDIFIED sour cream." I don't know what the hell that means, but apparently it has 25% less fat than normal sour cream.
It too tastes like shit.
I'm unable to enjoy a simple baked potato because we live in a society where 10% of the population requires extra healthy food for medical reasons, while the other 90% of fat-ass couch sittin' lazy bastards are leaning on the crutches called "low-fat" and "Less Carbs" and "Atkins Friendly."
And even worse, society and the media have made these people believe that it's perfectly ok to be fat and sitting on a cough eating candy and cookies and grease and bon bons and frosting and sprinkles and donuts and washing it down with a gallon of chocolate syrup, because it says "It's OK to be lazy, because we'll help you lose weight while you do nothing to help yourself" right on the side. AKA "low fat."
It's not even helping people. It's just making us lazier, because now we know we don't even have to be active to be healthy. I remember a concept called "Exercise". people used to do it all the time. They went to gyms, jogged a few miles, lifted weights. But now, we substitute good exercise with nasty foods that completely ruin a perfectly harmless baked potato.
So anyway...I should go use my intense dissatisfaction to fuel my cleaning frenzy. My apartment needs it.
I also ordered extra sour cream, because I LOVE sour cream. The sour cream is "reduced-fat ACIDIFIED sour cream." I don't know what the hell that means, but apparently it has 25% less fat than normal sour cream.
It too tastes like shit.
I'm unable to enjoy a simple baked potato because we live in a society where 10% of the population requires extra healthy food for medical reasons, while the other 90% of fat-ass couch sittin' lazy bastards are leaning on the crutches called "low-fat" and "Less Carbs" and "Atkins Friendly."
And even worse, society and the media have made these people believe that it's perfectly ok to be fat and sitting on a cough eating candy and cookies and grease and bon bons and frosting and sprinkles and donuts and washing it down with a gallon of chocolate syrup, because it says "It's OK to be lazy, because we'll help you lose weight while you do nothing to help yourself" right on the side. AKA "low fat."
It's not even helping people. It's just making us lazier, because now we know we don't even have to be active to be healthy. I remember a concept called "Exercise". people used to do it all the time. They went to gyms, jogged a few miles, lifted weights. But now, we substitute good exercise with nasty foods that completely ruin a perfectly harmless baked potato.
So anyway...I should go use my intense dissatisfaction to fuel my cleaning frenzy. My apartment needs it.
