Nothing beats a good Ash (Evil Dead quote) -
Ash: Yo She-Bitch, lets dance!
Duke Henry: You're not one of my vassals... who are you?
Ash: Who wants to know?
Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the NorthlanRAB and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town.
Not really a quote, but......
On cutting his demonic hand off with a chainsaw, Ash covers it with a bucket. When it tries to run away he puts books on top, the top book being Ernest Hemingway's - Farewell to Arms.