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Man if my life got anymore like Days of our Lives I might shoot myself in the foot.

I just found out that my brother-in-law and his girlfriend are going to have a baby. That's good but she's 18 and still in high school and it's probably not the best time.

I also found out my father-in-law and his girlfriend are also having a child. Now this is fucked up shit. The woman is a crazy felon crack-head and fucked up at least 1 of her children and my father-in-law is a good guy but also has some drug and alchohol issues. He also has prostate cancer he isn't taking care of and works like 50+ hours a week.

This baby is going to be the aunt/uncle of my own child and is going to be almost 2 years younger. This kid is also going to have a brother 31 years older than him/her. What the hell? That seems like fucking soap opera shit to me.

What's pretty sad is they buy clothes for my daughter and they are either too big or too small. I have told them over and over again to buy clothes according to her age - but for some reason when my daughter turned 1 year (12 months) they bought her 24 month clothes. Man. I sort of feel bad for the kid.

I am still praying they got false pregnancy readings and it's menopause.
 
That fucking sucks dude.. you just need to tell them to smarten the fuck up. or atleast make sure they don't effect their kids in a negative light, aswell for your child. Although i am not in the position to be giving you parenting advice..
 
"Like sands through the hour glass, so are the days of our lives."


Oh Chad! I'm pregnant and it's not by you...

Then who Charlene? WHO?!?!

It was...it was...it was your best friend!

My best friend? You mean Jason!?

No...I mean Jake.

Jake? My dog?

Yes your dog.

You dirty whore...if I would have known you were into beastiality I would have bought a donkey.

But Chad...I love you...but I love Jake too!

How did this happen anyways Charlene?

I couldn't help it Chad. His tongue is so soft and wet and he kept licking my nipples.

Oh Charlene, how will my parents ever accept you now!?
 
I'm Two months and two days older than my aunt due to my frisky grandpa. I don't call her Aunt, though, it feels more like we are cousins. Oh, and its really weird having someone your age calling your dad "Bro."
 
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