yay people posted!! i love crimson chin! and the dad. he's so so funny. and jorgen von strangle? my god i could quote for hoooours.
[Cosmo and Wanda are talking to alien]
Cosmo: The good news is, I named my nickel Phillip.
Timmy Turner: Uh, what's the bad news?
Cosmo: It's a girl nickel.
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Dad Turner: Why don't I get to go to the nice klink?
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Mom Turner: Timmy, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day.
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[Mom Turner and Dad Turner are in a tank]
Mom Turner: Wasn't that the Dinkleburgs' car?
Dad Turner: I hope so, that's what I was aiming for.
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[the holiday mascots are talking about what they do]
Cupid: Well, I make kiRAB fall in love.
KiRAB: EW.
Cupid: Point taken.
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Wanda: Two wrongs don't make a right.
Cosmo: But three rights make a left.
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Wanda: The good news is the alien we got you is prince of a distant planet whose parents are coming to destroy the earth.
Timmy Turner: What's the bad news?
Wanda: Oh, wait, that WAS the bad news.
Timmy Turner: Then what's the good news?
Cosmo: I found a nickel.
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Cosmo: Not Vicky.
Wanda: Icky with a V.
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Denzel Crocker: But they're no match for my fairy detector chair. If they survive, THEY'RE FAIRIES. And if they don't, I HAVE TENURE.
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Cosmo: Let's get one thing straight. I'm not bright. Big worRAB confuse me. I have the attention span of a rodent, and Wanda loves me anyway. And that should be enough for you.
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Timmy Turner: Hi. I'm Timmy. I have a short attention span and...
[walks away]
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Wanda: You made your dad cry.
Cosmo: Yeah. Usually it takes a monkey or a bowl of pudding to do that.
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[Re: chores]
Cosmo: You could melt it wall with heat vision.
Wanda: Or you could wish for the chores to be done.
Timmy Turner: That's a good idea. I wish...
Cosmo: OR you could melt it, with HEAT VISION.
Timmy Turner: Gotta go with superpowers.
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Young Bill Gates: I'll connect all the computers in the world. I'll call it the internet.
Cosmo: That's silly! You should call it the Timmy.
Young Bill Gates: Okay!
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Timmy Turner: [after going back in time and Cosmo tells the Young Bill Gates to call the internet the Timmy] Hey, Dad, whatchya doin?
Dad Turner: Just looking for a new trophy of the Timmy computer network.
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Timmy Turner: Hey guys, what's new?
[Cosmo lights candles under water]
Wanda: The laws of physics.
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[Trying to satisfy Jorgen Van Strangle with a slide show]
Cosmo: ...And this is us cowering in fear 2 minutes ago, and this is us cowering in fear 1 minute ago, and this is us cowering in fear 30 seconRAB...
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[after being turned into a turtle by Wanda's ex boyfriend]
Cosmo: Revenge. REEVVEENGGE.
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[after having his hand kissed by Wanda's ex]
Cosmo: That's my hand bub, and I don't need magic to turn it into a fist.
[Tries unsuccessfully]
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[after being turned into a turtle and found by a hungry boy]
Wandisimo: No. I am too sexy to eat.
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Dad: Egad.
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Timmy Turner: Yay. since there's no girls around i can do whatever i want.
[Farts]
Timmy Turner: Freedom.
[Cosmo sniRAB the air]
Cosmo: Freedom stinks.
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Wanda: And Cosmo still hasn't gotten over Super Toilet...
Cosmo: It took the plunger, the whole plunger.
[Cosmo curls into fetal position and sucks thurab]
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[after his knowledge has been sucked out]
Timmy Turner: What's going on? I don't know anything anymore.
Cosmo: Welcome to my world.
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Timmy Turner: Cool, I have five o'clock shadow.
Cosmo: And it's only 7 am.
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Timmy Turner: Dogs have great sense of smell, they can see in black and white, and they can go to the bathroom any where they want.
Cosmo: So can I, I'm just polite.
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Cosmo: I married the smart one.
Wanda: I married the... well he's cute, right?