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lovethatass99

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Last weekend, I was out on our lake. Actually before I start, yes there was a plethora of alcohol involved. We had been baking in the sun for close to four hours so I decided to jump in. Yeah, it felt great for a couple moments until I realized my only set of keys to my car were in my pocket. In my drunken stupor I tried to throw them in the boat, instead of handing them to one of my friends. I overshot our boat, and my keys flew over the other side immediately sinking in 40 feet of dark murky water. I was pissed off yes, however, I decided I'd leave my car to be dealt with when I was sober enough to actually deal with it. The day continued, we went to a bar had countless amounts of jello shooters, and my friends kept telling me how big of a dumb ass I was if I had not known that already (I expect you guys to do the same, bring it on). Anyways, two days later I had to have my car towed to the dealership (thank god for AAA) to have another key made. Now this is the part where life sucks. Why the FUCK does a single lousy key cost 200 dollars! I am now a broke ass college student, who is going to have to call mommy and daddy for damn rent money. FML. Thank you for reading my rant, even if you thought it was super lame.

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If it costs 200, you most likely have the chip embedded in the key that tells the engine its ok to start. A store made copy (ex. home depot) , without that chip will only crank your engine and never start. and yes, your a dumbass :D
 
You own a lake? Holy fuck! I can't even afford a bus pass, let alone a lake. Sure, you're an idiot who should be neutered, but I'm impressed with that whole "lake-owning" thing. Your family must be rich. Got any hot sisters in their mid 30's to early 40's? :confused:
 
I'm guessing your key has a chip in it and needed to be laser cut. Even online they're like $200, but the dealerships rape you. I paid closer to $300 for a replacement for my car.
 
Lake party at Splyon's place. Don't worry about anything, the man has all we need.

Edit: Wait a damn minute here, if your family has a lake and/or lake house, don't give me that poor college student bullshit. You paid for the key now take it like a man.
 
From personal experience, we tend to take better care of things once we know how much they're worth (especially compared to how much money we have at the moment).

Then again, who ever knows what's gonna happen when drinking.
 
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