lol gnip.
*on the way home from palm springs*
Dad, I'm hungry!
Wanna stop for a burger?
No, I'm a vegetarian.
But your favorite food is steak, it makes no sense.
I decided I love animals too much to eat them.
But cows taste good.
Dad!
Pigs taste good.
MOM! Make him stop!
Fine, I'll stop and get you a bean burrito you little hippie.
No.
Why?
I don't trust you, you'll hide meat in it.
How, it's a BEAN BURRITO! Beans, cheese, tortilla. What don't you understand?
Dad, you're mean.
/whitemiddleclasspeopleproblems