Everyone start yelling at eachother

lol gnip.

*on the way home from palm springs*

Dad, I'm hungry!

Wanna stop for a burger?

No, I'm a vegetarian.

But your favorite food is steak, it makes no sense.

I decided I love animals too much to eat them.

But cows taste good.

Dad!

Pigs taste good.

MOM! Make him stop!

Fine, I'll stop and get you a bean burrito you little hippie.

No.

Why?

I don't trust you, you'll hide meat in it.

How, it's a BEAN BURRITO! Beans, cheese, tortilla. What don't you understand?

Dad, you're mean.

/whitemiddleclasspeopleproblems
 
I can get a triple baconator, take the contents out and flip the bottom patty upside down on the top and eat the whole thing sans bun.

Can't do that at taco bell.
 
I can get a burrito, hold one end closed, tilt it and pour the contents into my mouth through the other end. discard wrap, repeat.

also, no grease on the hanRAB this way
 
I sort of feel like this guy right now

tobias-funke.jpg


not funny unless arrested development
 
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