Ever feel depressed? Eat a banana!

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omololu

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depends .. a highschool kid like myself has completely different problems than, say, a married guy ... but considering it's summer break for me I don't really have much to bitch about now
 
u know, sounds interesting and I'll give it a try for depression, I didn't know it does all that stuff

but to me sometimes eating a bannana can be nauseating
 
I can vouch for the banana's supposed anti-depressant. Besides the fact that I find bananas to taste obnoxiously good, (reason I randomly typed in "banana.com") I can say that every time I eat a banana, I feel better, regardless of how I felt before.
 
There are many, namely, getting hit in the balls. My middle school made it a practice that if you were a guy walking around the school anywhere, you were subject to "sack taps" at any given moment. Also, I've played soccer for many years, and in that time period have sustained more nut-related injuries than I want to think of. http://oddtodd.com/nuts30.html Read that and tell me guys have no problems. And besides, when you go through your period, most guys wont want to deal with you and leave you alone.
 
Once some asshole kicked me in the nuts back when I was in sixth grade...can't remember who though. The nurse had to inspect them to see if I had any damage. Fortunately, there was none. Trust me, getting hit in the nuts is WAY worse than any other pain in your whole body. It totally sucks ass.
 
do you want a serious answer to that? if you were pmsing and being super bitch at me, i would ask you to take xanax. if you complained about cramps and shit i'd give you darvocet. the first makes you not care, makes you unincitable to anger. the second makes you not hurt, and makes you not care that you hurt if some of the pain isn't muted.

~ dan ~

and you know what? i was 22 when i had my tonsils out. and i'd say the whole MONTH OF BEING IN SO MUCH PAIN THAT I CAN'T TURN MY HEAD, MUCH LESS EAT (i lived on two ensures per day and a few glasses of water; i didn't shit for two weeks and man lemme tell you how much your asshole hurts when you shit for the first time in 14 days), was much worse than any time i was hit in the balls.

thank god for codeine suspension.
 
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