I came down with a cold about oh, maybe three weeks ago? I could feel it on Friday, and (at the time) I figured by the following Friday, I would have the voice of a phone sex hotline operator for the third straight day, because that is what ALWAYS happens when I catch a cold or the flu.
Never happened. The worst that happened was I kept giving myself a headache by all my sniffling. If that was swine flu (I never go to the doctor unless I'm vomiting profusely, and even then it's under severe duress) then I want that every flu season. Hell, Sorsha came down with something right after I did and all that happened to her was she got boogers the size of Dallas.