English speakers, could you correct this message? It’s a joke for my friends. Thanks?

Lyam

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Hi friends! I’m from Spain. I wrote a response to my British friends.
As you know, the automatic translators are useful but never as good as the advice of a native speaker. I respect your language enough that maybe you could copy and paste this message and help me correct my grammar and style mistakes. (You can make the corrections using capitals). Please make it sound more natural and fluent. Thank you.

*This intend to be a joke*

"Guys,

Sorry for the delay in my response.
Look, I don't know how to say this… You know that ever since I met you, you’ve always had my support. I never ceased to be honest with you and I don’t want this to be an exception. So I want to tell you the truth, and not lie to you.

John and Dan, this video has upset me a bit. To be completely sincere, I don't like it. Just because it is out of the compass; far from the stylish tradition of your humour... it is merely a repetition of the ritualistic and harmful American-humor. Also, let me tell you that you’ve not spent any mental resources to make this video; you’ve not spent any material resources to make it (just a white background) and... You know, it saddens me to say this, dear friends, but I think I'll no longer give you my support if you continue making videos like this.

Sorry guys and I would send you a big hug if you believed in this untrue story, because this was just a

PRANK’D!
[Cue music, thank you]

Of course what I said was all lie. I could never say something like that to you! You guys never cease to amaze me. It is also a joke what I said about American humour...

Needless to say, this video is one of the most enjoyable exemplars of your magnificent reserve! You complement each other really well, and every time you appear together is as unpredictable as it's always heartwarming for me to see you together having fun and making us enjoy it too.

Is it just me or does it seems as though Series 2 has gone too fast? Only the last video remains to be watched, of which we have the advancement that it will be choreographed… I can't wait until Thursday to see that dance!

xxx"
 
"Guys,

Sorry it took me a while to respond.
Look, I don't know how to say this… you know, ever since we met, you guys have always had my support. I would never lie to you, so here it is...
John and Dan, this video is not cool. The short part, I don't like it. I don't find your humor to be very funny.More or less, I think it is very offensive to Americans. Also, I don't think you gave much thought to this video; you even put little effort just to put a white background. If you keep doing this, you no longer have my support.
Sorry about that and I would give you a hug, but you just got

PRANKED!
[Cue music, thank you]

Of course what I said was all a lie. I could never say something like that to you! I can't believe you fell for that. I was just kidding about "American humor."
All in all, this video is one of the most enjoyable examples of your awesome talent! You work well together and it's heartwarming when you come out together and make everyone have fun.
Is it just me or does it seems as though Series 2 has gone too fast? Only the last video remains to be watched, of which we have the advancement that it will be choreographed… I can't wait until Thursday to see that dance!

xxx"

This thing didn't make any sense at all to me, so I just did the best I can. Not too much grammar errors or spelling. Anyways, I hope this helps.
 
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