English 101

FoxySam18

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Well, since some (if not most. :) ) of the users who visit this site suck at the english language, I'm going to give some pointers.

First of all: Differentiate between the uses of words that sound the same yet mean different things.

For example:

Incorrect:


Correct:


Second of all: This is not AOL. That means things like "omg u r so cool" is out. The correct phrase would be "You kick ass." It's not that difficult to type proper english. And no, it doesn't save time to abbreviate 3 letter words.

Third: grammer and grammar. Geht it right.

Fourth: Correct spelling will geht you far in life. If you have to type liek dis, u suk at lyfe. In fact, if you type like that, just give up. Now. Thanks.

Fifth: Abbreviations.
The "you're" thing has already been covered. But, that is not the only one. There are more. For example:

Incorrect:


Correct:


Incorrect:


Correct:


Sixth: Punctuation. A must-have for any good English user. It is used to convey (often) intellegent remarks, and makes your most much easier to read.

Without punctuation, the human race would surely fall. :happysad:

Seventh: Fuck seven. Seven sucks.

Eighth: Fuckin' taters.

If there's anything else, feel free to add.
 
For your information, the word "geht" has been incorporated into my every day language.

Sure, it still sounds like "get," it's just spelled differently.
 
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