Chumpy1970
New member
Is with you tonight.

Ok your close, very close...
Could you be the reincarnation of ..the King?
However;
I hope, i hope that you are back.Code:ELVIS REINCARNATION TEST 1. Can you play guitar? 2. Do women scream when they see you? 3. Is your voice troubled? 4. Do you like bananas? 5. Can you bend your knees?
Yes I play, horribly.
Yes, they do, but I don't think it means what you think it means.
Troubled? Help me out here.
I love bananas!
Of course I can bend my knees...
Well that qualifies you as King Kong, like.
Don't knows about Elvis.
I thought so.
Thank you for the compliments.
Is that an insult?
I'm lost.
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I have been told that I look like Elvis.
Confirm/Deny?
You're welcome.
As an addendum to my philanthropy, I think it only fair to warn you that your visage is now in the hands of mercenaries.
Your countenance will be reconstructed, satirised, made a general mockery of, until the lounge coughs to a diseased stop.
Welcome to the Interwebs.
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I have been told that I look like Elvis.
Confirm/Deny?
ELVIS REINCARNATION TEST
1. Can you play guitar?
2. Do women scream when they see you?
3. Is your voice troubled?
4. Do you like bananas?
5. Can you bend your knees?
Well if you are Elvis MkII lay off the dough-nuts this time round. You don't want to end up a fat bastard again.