Educate your fellow white trash degenerate bum

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Etzael G

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Why is it that all white trash losers (Schlitz-guzzling, mullet-wearing wife beaters) have to have apartments/trailers that look like city dumps? If you have shit you need to get rid of, load up the El Camino and take it to the fucking dump! Don't just let your junk sit out in the open so everyone can make fun of you. You're worthless enough, why make it harder on yourself?

I own a small rental and the people in this neighborhood are complete pigs. My property value there is declining $1 an hour because of these rampant garbage dumps.

And another thing. WHY DO WHITE TRASH WOMEN who are particularly fat-assed and ugly have to wear stretch pants? I really don't need to see your cottage cheese mondo-asses bobbling around when you waddle out to check your fucking mail. And the shorts that show the blubber on the back of your knees, burn them please. In fact, please don't come out of your trailer until nightfall so that we don't have to see your disgusting greasy sweaty hogbody. I mean Christ, their may be small children around.

I know we need these upstanding overachievers to sweep floors, sling Camel Lights and do all the other shit jobs the rest of us are too smart to do, but for God's sake, we need to educate these rats that they need to do a better job of keep ing their nests clean and their droppings off the sidewalk.

So it's time for responsible citizens to offer their time and efforts to this cause. Go down to your local white trash hangout and spread the word for a cleaner, less disgusting America. Here are some locations to consider visiting:

1. Wal Mart
2. All convenience stores
3. All run-down hair salons
4. Pawn shops
5. Any large 'corporate-type' call center
6. Concession stands
7. Carnivals
8. Any restaurant open past midnight or with a drive-thru
9. Any establishment that contains the word "tavern" in its name
10. Any outdoor activity involving a race-track

Thanks for your time, good luck, and remember to RESPECT THE MULLET!
 
So let me geht this straight, I am worthless because I work in a corporate type call center? And did you ever think that mabye the average white trash under mid class person does not have time to go to the dump because they are working two or three jobs to take care of thier business? Who the fuck are you to judge us? I am smart, in fact I am probably smarter than you. This post shows that you are an idiot because you are continuing to carry an invesment that is steadily loosing money. Duh! Get rid of the damn rental.
 
I know that when I finally decide to grow up and become a mature responsible adult... I'm gonna go out, have 6 bratty kids, get fat, wear tight hot pants and a tube top with no bra! can we say eeww?!?!?! but hey, that's ok, cause I know that if I smoke, I'll be 'cool' and if I say stuff like "oh no, you aint all that sista! take a look in the mirror! you r uglie! girl, my baby's daddy don't want no skinny white trash like you!" That my baby's daddy will stay with me!

wtf? sorry, I just couldn't resist this reply!
 
respect the mullet! hahahaha! that's hilarious! those things scare me! that and seagulls! have you ever been shit on by one of those things? I HAVE! IT'S HUMILATING! NOW I HAVE TO RUN FROM THEM!
 
I don't understand what everyone is getting prissy about here. I don't like looking at fat chicks in shorts or spandex. Do you? I think it's all about being kind to your fellow man. Just because your swill of a husband has to see that, don't force your nastiness on the rest of us. Thank you peace; love; and cover that fat ass, please some of us aren
 
I agree... this site isn't getting many quality posts anymore... not much beyond "omg my gf broke up wit me i'm gonna kill mysefl!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111oenoneoneononeone"
 
I guess you can call me white trash. I come from a poor family. Lived in the shittiest house in the neighborhood. Wasn't the fucking prettiest. However let me fucking tell you something Mr. My property value is dropping... OH NO.

My mother is probably fucking 90 times smarter then you. She probably can work you into the dirt and back again and leave you to be little more then a pile of shit. My father is a hardworking man. He can do everything from build a fucking house, to a motor, to paint a car and his own body work, to drive a truck, to work just about any type of heavy equipment. Working from sun up to sun down.

I can probably work your ass into the ground. Second off just because someone hunts and goes to the race track. Does not mean they don
 
I am not saying that everyone who works in an offices fits the above description. However, a lot of people see manual labor as unskilled labor. When in fact it takes a lot of thought, skill and a lot of hard work to do it. You might of had more opportunities to seek that higher education and higher paying job in an office. So you didn't have to work hard physically in the heat or cold. Some people failed to get that chance and had to go about it the hard way. Some truly bright people as a matter of fact. Yes most upper class rich people do drive, Honda's. It has been proven that people who have more physical demanding jobs often have a better work ethics when they move on. We did a study about this in my government class. That
 
I've done my share of manual labor, it's not all that well thought out. Example, I was a once a material laborer for a bricklayer. That means I carried bricks and mortar up the scaffolding to him. Not much thought there. I was also in the Painter's & Taper's union in Cleveland. I did a lot of shit work then also, granted ther was was skill involved (especially in laying the tape on drywall) but it comes with experience.
Hopefully, I never have to go back to doing that kind of work, because I fucking hated it, especially all the union bullshit I had to go through. The way I see it, someone in this country has to do those jobs, not everyone can be a lawyer, doctor, or engineer. Nor does everyone want to. The assclown who started this thread misses the point that there actually people out there who like working with there hands, like the feeling of cheap k-mart spandex, and believe in the concept of the perpetual fixer-upper that sits on blocks in the front yard.
Besides, without the lower class rich people would not be able to take a tax deduction on gifts to goodwill, and I then I would'nt have a place to shop.
 
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