Danthesoccer
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Star if you think this joke is funny:
Little Susy was sitting in front of Little Johnny in sunday school. Susy didn't get very good sleep the night before, so she was falling asleep in sunday school. Johnny found a pencil and decided it would be fun to poke Susy at just the right time.
"Who created the world?" The teacher asked.
Johnny poked Susy in the butt with the pencil, and she shot up and cried "Oh, God!" And fell back to sleep.
"That's right, now, who died on the cross?" The teacher asked.
Johnny poked Susy again.
"Jesus Christ!!" she shouted, then fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their last child?"
Johnny poked Susy with the pencil again and she cried, "I SWEAR! If you poke me with that thing ONE MORE TIME, I will BREAK IT in HALF!!!!!!!"
Yes I made it up, and then someone told me they already heard it so i looked online and I just used that version.
Sorry Christa, but I am not Christian and it is not using the lord's name in vane because it is funny, not really insulting at all.
Star if you think this joke is funny:
Little Susy was sitting in front of Little Johnny in sunday school. Susy didn't get very good sleep the night before, so she was falling asleep in sunday school. Johnny found a pencil and decided it would be fun to poke Susy at just the right time.
"Who created the world?" The teacher asked.
Johnny poked Susy in the butt with the pencil, and she shot up and cried "Oh, God!" And fell back to sleep.
"That's right, now, who died on the cross?" The teacher asked.
Johnny poked Susy again.
"Jesus Christ!!" she shouted, then fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their last child?"
Johnny poked Susy with the pencil again and she cried, "I SWEAR! If you poke me with that thing ONE MORE TIME, I will BREAK IT in HALF!!!!!!!"
Yes I made it up, and then someone told me they already heard it so i looked online and I just used that version.
Sorry Christa, but I am not Christian and it is not using the lord's name in vane because it is funny, not really insulting at all.
