dumb blonde jokes or riddles?!?!?

Theres a blonde, a brunette and a red head and a devil. In front of them are 100 steps to heaven. The devil says " Every step you all take im going to tell you a joke. If you laugh you get sent down to hell" After 25 steps the brunette laughs and gets sent to hell. After 75 steps the redhead laughs and gets sent to hell. On the 99th step the devil tells the blonde a joke and she laughs so she gets sent down to hell. In hell the devil asks the blonde , "Why did you laugh on the 99th step? I mean if you went 1 more step you would've made it. The blonde replies " I just understood the 1st joke"
 
once there was a blonde who was tired of being called a ditz because of her blonde hair so she decided to dye it brunette. once she dyed it she was walking through the side walk and saw a farmer with allot of lambs so she told him if i can guess without counting how many lambs you have can i keep one? and the farmer agreed:) so she said i think you have 28 lambs and the farmer said yes that's correct so the blonde took one and the farmer said WAIT! if i can guess the natural color of your hair can i have m dog back ahahahah!!!!!!!!! FUNNY STUFF:D
 
A short haired blond girl with earphones on went into the barbershop to get her hair trimmed. She sat on the chair still with her headphones on, and the barber started trimming her hair. He got to the part where she needed to take her earphones off so he could trim by her ears. He got in front of her and motioned to her to take off the earphones. She just kept them on and ignored him. Then, he tried to cut around the phones, but couldn't. Finally, he got upset and grabbed them off of her.

She gasped and slid off the barber chair onto the floor, and was laying there. The barber panicked and got down on the floor to check her breathing. She was DEAD.

He thought, oh my God, what happened? Could it be because of these earphones?

So, he put the earphones on to see what was playing, and there was a soft man's voice on there saying "breath in, breath out, breath in....."
 
Once this blonde girl wanted to try horseback riding. She went to a place she knew that had some horses. And asked to ride one. She started out pretty good but after a few minutes she fell off and her foot got caught in the stirups as the horse galloped on the blonde girls head was bouncing off of the ground. It seriously would have killed her if the Wall-Mart manager didn't unplug it. :)
 
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