Wow, you sure are an antagonistic S-O-B.
WTF???? Do you mean, by "beaten to death" that someone has opened the throttle? There is such a large body of evidence that the ducati 2 valves require almost no maintenance that it's absolutely loony to sugest the 4 valve superbikes don't absolutely need constant re shimming. And that they don't run like crap as soon as they get out of spec.
Wow, do you use a scott oiler too? Because if you don't you're obviously neglecting your bike.
You are absolutely full of it. I just checked the recommended service interval on an R6 for the valve adjustment. It's once every 26,600 miles (40,000km) how many people even hit that mileage on their Jap bike? Much less hit it twice? Anyways, the cost for that service is 340 dollars according to Fun Bike center. And get this, they almost never peform it according to them. It took them 10 minutes to even figure out how much it would cost since they so rarely do it. Unfortunately, there's no charge for belts SINCE JAP BIKES DON'T HAVE BELTS
In any case, how are you going to say that that information creates a "false perception" that maintenance is less???!?!?
As for the MV's. You're completely talking out of your ass. Anyone can call a dealer and ask for the price of service etc... It's readily available information. The 600 mile service is about 1000 dollars. Every 7500 miles is another valve check and another 1000 bucks. Although, many people skip the valve check on the first 600 mile service.
Again, this isn't opinion here, just take the time to call a dealer or ask someone who actually owns the bike.