Ducati and misogyny

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Quick start is the least conspicuous. You can always say you're on your way back to your car that wouldn't start if anyone asks.

When we were kids we used to spray a loaf of bread with the quick start (aerosol Ether) and throw it out in the school yard for the seagulls. They'd tear a piece off, fly about twenty feet up, pass out and drop like stones. They'd wake up a few minutes later, look around and see the bread and do it all over again. Freeking hilarious!
 
Sounds like some shit I would have done as a child

I awlays tried it with Alka-Seltzer, but I don't really think it worked, I never saw any seagulls throwup or explode

I did blow up alot of lizards with firecrakers though, THAT WAS FUN STUFF
 
I heard that one too. Also heard that if you could get a lit cigarette into a frog's mouth is would draw on it until it "croaked"

Up until twenty years ago people still used unwanted puppies and kittens for Muskie fishing.
 
Muskie is a very aggresive but not to common freshwater fish of the same family as Northern Pike. They average between three and five feet long and thirty to fifty pounds. They've been known to occasionally attack small children in the water but usually baby ducks and rodents or any other fish.

Since they prefer the water on the edge of where the marsh meets the main water the method would be to nail large treble hooks along all the edges of a board and tie a strong rope to it. You'd put the kitten on the board and have fishing line tied to it's tail. you'd yank the kitten off the board and as it thrashed the water to get back on the board the muskie would strike and you'd haul the board with the engorged muskie back in. It was pretty hard on kittens.
 
Clearly you've never been married. Nor has anyone posting in this thread!

I'm fairly certain at this stage in my life that I would enjoy flogging a D16 around a race track as much as, if not more than, getting a piece. It would certainly get my heart racing faster. And I'd actually feel like cuddling with it and listening to it talk after I was finished.
 
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