Driving sucks

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JayA

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I have driven a car before. It ended up in my mum screaming for me to stop and my dad going to hospital with whiplash. So I dont think my driving test will go very well.
 
I'm sure people have gotten in accidents that were their faults before, but I'm sure they had perfectly logical reasons. ;)

I did have a retarded moment recently. I was doing a physics project and I was pushing the car to show the objects in motion crap, when it started turning. I looked at where it was pointing to, and saw a light post. Oh shit! So I ran my ass off and jumped through the car window and pushed onto the break. Unfortunately, it ran into the post anyways :(
No scratches though! :)
 
My brother got his Provisional license a year before i got my learners, and he quite often let me drive in backstreets at the start. Then later on he let me drive more often. So my parents were rather suprised once i got my learners and went well.
 
Well, it's not the night part I was having trouble with. I had been used to kind of coasting and slowing down gradually before braking. Unfortunately, I waited too long in this case and by the time I got too close to the door I was entering a state of panic...

At least it was only the windshield that broke and nothing else. Nobody got hurt either.

Lesson learned: Brake quicker.
 
I absolutely hate driving. If I wasn't dumb enough to throw down the cash for a Jeep, I'd be saving a ton on gas. For now, I just try to dupe co-workers into driving us to lunch. :mfinger:
 
Well, you want a story to make you feel better so here's one.

One night... ok, early one morning I dropped off a coworker at her house. Since she had a nice rack I was watching her as I backed up. I smacked a telephone pole... no big deal, I wasn't going that fast so I left.

The next time I saw her at work she was laughing at me so hard she nearly wet herself. I asked her what was so funny and it turns out, I knocked the telephone pole over onto her prick of a neighbor's house.

So you drove through a garage door. I flattened an entire garage while knocking out power and phone service to an entire block and didn't even notice.
 
When I first got my Driver's license, I borrowed a car from this creepy guy who had a stalker-crush on me, and I rolled it on a tight gravel corner. His ride was pretty fucked up, but I was fine, and the ride was a TRIP! So I got out of the car and did the "I_KICK_ASS!!!_Dance" Ahhh the nostalgia of high school.... :steering:
 
Your fucking skrewd.

But, stupidity is the best and worst wepon. Use this as a learning experment.

Now i shall go jump off a bridge and hopfully land in herpies infested waters.

-o0oo00ooliii :rip:
 
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