Drinkers of cheap beer

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Electric Dazeys

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I'm in Texas right now, because my Nan is dying.

I'm not going to spend this post bitching about my life and how insane it's been lately. Instead, I'm going to bitch about mass-produced American beer and how my Texas family digs it. I bought some Newcastle Brown Ale to perhaps persuade them to switch from fucking Miller Lite. They won't even TRY it! Wtf?!

It tastes like beer-flavored water and cat piss. All of them drink it. All of my uncles and my grandpa. It's rough.

Jail, the homeless shelter, an alcoholic ex-boyfriend, being diagnosed with a disease I'll have for the rest of my life, and my father's schizophrenia don't even COMPARE to the wretched taste of Miller Lite. :happysad:
 
MandiePandie!!!

I was wondering where you disappeared to. Sorry to hear about your Nan :sad: and your families affliction with SABS*. At least they let you drink good beer though. In most Texan homes, imported beer is not even allowed to cross the threshold. True story.

Oh yeah, where's my spider money? :colbert:

:hug2:


*Shitty American Beer Syndrome
 
I actually like Dos Equis and Heineken as well as Guiness as far as beer goes. I'm actually more of a wine person now, or mixed drink kind of gal, considering that I know how to make my own. Long Island Iced Teas, Mojitos, Daiquiris, Four Horsemen, Irish Car Bombs, Jagerbombs, etc.

Miller Lite isn't all that wonderful. I can drink a Budweiser every now and then, but not too often.
 
I feel like maybe I should defend my fridge contents right now.

Right now it contains:
Miller High Life
Miller Genuine Draft-untouched...I didnt buy it yuck.
Guinness
and Heffeweizen

err and jose black, orange grey goose, seagrams 7 and a bottle of merlot.
 
So, as a connoisseur of Natty Ice, I have but one question....



WTF (site plug) is wrong with cheap beer?



If there's one thing I cant stand, it's a beer snob. Fuck you, you drink what you like, and I'll drink what I like...only I'll have enough $$$ left over to buy some primo bud at the end of the day.


Carry on.....
 
Agreed. If you're going to drink something that tastes like an alcoholic's unflushed toilet leavings, it would probably be cheaper to find yourself an alcoholic who will let you into his bathroom and not ask questions about the cup.
 
Nothing technically, but it's the fast-food of beer. It'll get your drunk, but it's not going to taste good going down. Like drinking solely to get drunk, drinking cheep swill is, imo, something you grow out of when you acquire some taste.

Also, I can afford both. And I doubt you're getting primo bud in Idaho anyway. :tongue:


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;1003371']Funny thing about cheap beer:

YOU GET SHITFACED FOR LESS MONEY.

Funny thing about personal taste:

EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN.

And a funny thing about drinks with "taste":

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To be perfectly honest, I like a variety of beer. I do find darker beers to be a pain because I feel like I have a gallon of gravy in my gut and I have 1/8th of a buzz. If there is one thing I can't stand, it's the "beer snob". Well, hotshot- you may have sophisticated taste in beer- but you are spending double what I am, and there's not guarantee that this bar has that particular beer.

Having sophisticated taste in beer is like having the nicest mobile home in a trailer park. Shut the fuck up and join the rest of the cheap drunks.
 
Good beer isn't only about dark ale; there are plenty of lighter brown, amber and blonde ales that are very tasty without being heavy. The point is that they're made by traditional means, with traditional ingredients, rather than fucking rice.

Easy fix: don't go to shitty dive bars. I've been able to find bars with good selections pretty much everywhere I've been. Amazingly, classy bars don't serve cheap swill.

Personally, I'm more concerned in taste than getting plastered as quickly and cheaply as possible. If I wanted to do that I'd grab some Everclear and dollar store punch, not some 3% fizzy water.
 
;1003455']I'm open for suggestions, please post some I should try.



Classy bars don't have fat chicks for me to ridicule, or random fights amidst douchebags. I'm paying for entertainment.



You can't make a pyramid with everclear and punch. (Too much sugar, makes my belly hurt.)
 
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