Having recently got the Season 2 DVD for my birthday, I was watching and thinking about how I feel they NAILED the show.
I mean, I couldn't come up with HALF of the stuff they did. If it were up to me, I wouldn't have a clue on how to write for the characters.
I wouldn't have made the anime character Pokemon related, I would have gone with a DBZ style, and had him freak-out, power-up, and destroy the house countless times. That would have gotten old FAST.
I would have made the Comic-book character a lot like Captin Hero, but FAR more cynical and border-line evil... Which is pretty much what Captin Hero is NOW, but without all the comedy.
The video-game character would talk in RPG-style, and just be hogging the TV playing video games "We want to watch TV!" "Nah, I must level my character and defeat the zombie threat using Dragon Soul!". Maybe that would work, but it wouldn't be as memorable as Xander.
The only things I know about black and white cartoons is the way the character would sing. A lot. So I'd have the early cartoons character sing in that style at ALL times. Nowhere as memorable as Toot.
So, as you can see, I would have messed the show up royally. Nobody would have liked it, and it's not from lack of imagination on my part, it's simply all those diffrent genres coming together is a HUGE undertaking to write for. I agree with Dath Ignatz, the show is perfect as it is.
Maybe people don't like all the same-sex kissing, that goes on, but it's their loss. The show really is brillant. And there are some genius parodies of all KINDS of stuff.
Not to mention the characters get some decent growth over the course of the show. Simply put to all the haters: There's more to Drawn Together than gay jokes and toilet humor.