Dora the Explorer

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Dude, no way in hell my mom was gonna let me hang with a monkey.




I never for one second thought I would ever agree with that sentiment. But somehow the stupid dinasour seems better than the crazy bitch and her monkey.
 
Neither do I, Lets ask the map. If there's a place you want to go; Ask the map; Ask the map; Ask the map.

Over the the e-boobie, through Stager's empty head, Puff the inhaler, back on topic.
 
I know about six or seven of those Dora the Explorer movies by heart. Try working in a room where the main forms of entertainment are Barney, Dora, Teletubies, or Blue's Clues. Oh wait, I forgot about Bear in the Big Blue House and his special "Potty training movie". Yeah, special... then I have 11 2 yr olds who go, "TEACHER! I GOTS TO GO TO THE POTTY!" yeah... real special. Sorry, I kind of took over ur rant. But out of all the kids shows out there, I think Dora is one of the least harmless.
 
As long as you don't subvert it into some dorkstain conversation about which race of women is sexier I don't mind in the least. You're on topic. Rep and points donnated.

Edit: Ok, so you get the points when I'm allowed to donate again. It would seem that someone used all the donations up already.
 
White chicks are ugly and blonde. I need a hindu chick to cook up some curry chicken style pussy. Got to get somebody to remind me of my mothers cooking. Odd images that, eating some hindu pussy.

Me: AHHH, this taste like my my moms curry *Pictures mom cooking while licking pussy* OMFG WTH.

Reminds me of the day I had been watching the pope die all day then masturbated at the end of the day.

Me: *TITS PUSSY THREE WAY CUMSHOT ANAL POPE IS DEAD* AAAH POPE!!! IMAGES...MIXING!!!!

Thats my non-sensical rant. If anybody gets even slightly aroused off reading this, I win.
 
:( White women rule. I'm disappointed that you do not see this. But I guess I understand(not really) if you are not white yourself. Perhaps we all like what we are the most. Except for Descent. He likes aliens... White women rule. And what is wrong with blondes? I can't stand the stupid ones, though. There are smart ones out there. I happen to be in love with one of them. So, :thumbsdn: at you. I won't give you neg rep, which was my first impulse, but I'm telling you, white women rule me. I will bow down to any white woman who has a personality, is nice, and hawt. Such as I do now :)
 
Fuck Barney. We need "The Man."

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I understand. You're a white man, thus you seek a white woman to fuck. I do not seek white women. If given the opportunity to nail one, I would. But when you grow in an immigrant family, you're view of white women change for the bad. I mean you could show me the craziest porn in the world, and it would be fun, but indian women DOMINATE them in my mind in countless ways. But I always think of it like this

Me: Oh shit, hard fucking day at the factory. Those dumbasses couldn't chryogenically freeze a chicken for the life of them.

Hindu Wife (Nude): Good evening, honey.

Me: (Aah! Now I remember why I love this woman she randomly gets nude from time to time so I can pentrate her nicely tanned indian body)

(1 Hour of Vigorous fucking)

Me: Aah thanks babe, cook me up something to eat.

Wife: But I have children to raise.

Me: Well what the fuck do you want me to do! Goto McDonalds? I don't want to feed that shit to our children.

Wife: Alright.

Me: One last thing honey

Wife: Yes Dear.

Me: You taste like my mothers cooking.

Wife: Well she did make some good fucking roti at our wedding. Thanks.







There you have it folks. A sneek peek into the sick mind of an immigrant child.
 
Um, you're confused.
*pulls Awaken aside.
That's not a blond white woman, it's a guy with a wig.
And you're not "bowing down". That's bending over.

Heh, kids these days.
 
HOLY CRAP!! This is probably the same reason Michael Jackson is the way he is today........roaming the country with a monkey........... :thumbsup:
 
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