Dora the Explorer

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Lady Nephilim

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For those of you with kids, or younger siblings you might know who the hell Dora the Explorer is. If you don't, count yourself lucky. I fucking hate this little cartoon bitch.

Dora's parents fucking hate her. They let her wander around in a third world country chaperoned by a fucking monkey. I can only hope that one day that monkey will fucking loose it, rip her arm off at beat her to death with it. Then again it's a kids cartoon/game so the chances of that are extremely unlikely.

I had to test a Dora the Explorer video game today and now I can't sleep without that little brown eyed twat popping into my head and asking "Can you find the star?"

I'm being owned by a fucking cartoon bitch... I need a drink.
 
holy shit, i can so see that happening to me... i dont hate it now, but once i hear those same lines "We have to go across the river and up the mountain... to get to the birthday cake! YAY" omg, i swear, i would shoot myself in the foot 20 times.
 
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Hola mi amigos!
 
The thing I hate about that Dora show is that she's completely incompetent. You know how in Blue's Clues, they can at least find a little of the information themselves? Dora can't do shit. Worthless.
 
Can you find the blue leaf.

Waits (5 minutes, of which time arrows appear constantly pointing at a blue leaf, the monkey also points at it and winks. For the whole 5 minutes Dora stands motionless and smiling)

Off screen voices: THERE IT IS! (Point to a lady bug crawling up a tree)

Dora: *Sigh* Fuck this *Starts smoking* Oh shit, WE'RE STILL FILMING!














I'm sorry.
 
Well, they gotta start teaching kids Spanish young these days! After all, at the rate illegal immigrants are flooding into the country it's only a matter of time before Spanish is the primary language, anyway! :rolleyes:
 
I don't recall excatly, but I think they say within 50 yrs Hispanics will out number any other race 3 fold. The only chance we have is to get free cable to all Hispanic countries, so they have something else to do besides fucking like Lab rabbits.
 
The chances of losing the whole race is null, we would all die in that case. Don't worry your will still have you pics to monkey pull to.
 
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