Don't touch my Thunderbirds!!

!*Lil Me*!

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I think we've just given bin Laden another reason to bomb us here. We have officially produced the worst remake in computer history.

The original Thunderbirds series was a cult. It was made with moving little guys on strings, you saw the strings, it was a bunch of tiny ships, and everything looked somewhat ugly, but it fit. The plots were sweet, the machines looked nice, and the concept was new and realistic in a sense.

Now this.

Thunderbird #1 is flown by A FUCKING KID! Thunderbird #2 is flown by A FUCKING KID! Thunderbird #3 is flown by A FUCKING KID! Thunderbird #4 is flown by A FUCKING KID! Thunderbird #5 is flown by A FUCKING KID! There's even one of those kids who isn't even legal age to get a pilot's license! HE LOOKS LIKE A BABY CLONE OF HARRY POTTER FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!! Ed Wood must be doing jumping jacks in his grave right now! Finally someone managed to bet the mediocrity of his shit!!!

Just the previews turn me off. I ain't going to see a movie. If you are going to see it, you are a kid aged 10 to 14, who likes to play with plastic toys and who has trouble attempting to get the attention of the cute little girl you desperately want to fuck. Bye-bye.
 
I agree. I'm not a thunderbirds fanatic, but I do get a kick out of watching it on TechTV, and I watched it as a kid.
Hollywood is full of nothing but out of touch with What The Fuck is going on; douchebags.
 
(Rolls on floor laughing)

Ed Wood! Plan 9 From Outer Space! God damn that movie was bad...so bad, it's entertaining.

Nothing could stop them...not even the furious fighter jets!
 
:bs:

there is no age minimum for a pilot's license. there is a stipulation that young enough pilots have co-pilots, however.

the "ORIGINAL" 'thunderbird' was a navajo design in four shades of brown, red, and white.

the modern-day "ORIGINAL" 'thunderbird' was a two-seater hardtop roadster made by ford.

~ dan ~

original my ass.
 
As far as I had learned, a kid of basically any age (though I think the policy is 14 years old minimum) can fly providing there is a flight instructor on board. You must be at least 16 to go solo. So right off the bat, anyone piloting alone must be at least 16 years of age.
 
Hahaha thanx max sad part is i still have no clue never seen/heard of it before. However looks like it came out of like the 70's time frame. Am I wrong or right on this?
 
nope.

born in 1955 as a two-seater hardtop roadster, revised into a land yacht in 1958, and discontinued in the 1980s, it was finally resurrected in the 2002 model year as a tribute to the orignial 1955-1957 style, with port-hole windows and all.

~ dan ~

ps - sorry if anything is spelled wrong; i'm drunk and trying to do homework :D
 
I've got no idea about the original thunderbirds or whatever you speak of but this new one looks like a fucking kids movie anyway, why would you want to see it? The previews alone make it look like the lamest movie I've seen a preview for in a while. Catwoman is number 2, for some reason catwoman just looks fucking stupid.

It looks like a different version of the power rangers "omg gotta rescue people!!" lame!

That's just my 2 cents, I may be way off base since I've only seen the retarded previews. I can tell you this though, I will never pay to see it. Infact I wish I didn't pay to see the bourne supremacy on a completely unrelated subject. The preview has almost nothing to do with the actual plot. fucking previews! fuck'em all!
 
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