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Old Bob was a well respected engineer at a very large firm who had been working there for 48 years where he knew his job inside and out. Unfortunately it was Bob's time to move on and retire so they held a huge retirement party for him and wished him all the best and that they may have to call on him at some time for his expertise. Sure enough 8 months into retirement Bob got a call to say they couldn’t fix a certain
machine and they've had every technician available to look at it and they couldn't solve it. So Bob called into his old work took one look at the machine and said "yep, you're problems here" so he put an 'X' on it with chalk.
"Great!" said the boss. "what do we owe you?"
"$50,000" Bob said.
"That’s outRAGEOUS! i demand an itemised account for how you came to this conclusion" the boss said.
So Bob took out his pen and a piece of paper. Took a few minutes writing handed it to the boss and walked away.
The boss looked at the paper and on it was written this
Chalk mark - $1
Knowing where to put it - $49,999
You know where I live ? have a nice day
machine and they've had every technician available to look at it and they couldn't solve it. So Bob called into his old work took one look at the machine and said "yep, you're problems here" so he put an 'X' on it with chalk.
"Great!" said the boss. "what do we owe you?"
"$50,000" Bob said.
"That’s outRAGEOUS! i demand an itemised account for how you came to this conclusion" the boss said.
So Bob took out his pen and a piece of paper. Took a few minutes writing handed it to the boss and walked away.
The boss looked at the paper and on it was written this
Chalk mark - $1
Knowing where to put it - $49,999
You know where I live ? have a nice day