Global warming from my arse
only if I fart of course
I would love to let one go full max
but Government would impose a tax
I look around and see the snow
IT`s global warming don`t ya know
doesnt matter if it`s warm or cold
we have to do as we are told
Pay this tax and don`t do that
carbon Credits pay fat cats
Politicians toe the line
as they fiinsh up their time
no need to think of well what now
Foreign power company will endow
only if I fart of course
I would love to let one go full max
but Government would impose a tax
I look around and see the snow
IT`s global warming don`t ya know
doesnt matter if it`s warm or cold
we have to do as we are told
Pay this tax and don`t do that
carbon Credits pay fat cats
Politicians toe the line
as they fiinsh up their time
no need to think of well what now
Foreign power company will endow