Does this make any sense? (Physics/Social Science Analogy)?

[J-Holla]

Clearly, the interpersonal dynamics between the male and female species of Homo Sapiens sapiens (the thinking man), is in large part influenced by the governing set of rules between males of that species. For simplicity's sake, the most obvious analogy is with that of matter and antimatter. Let us say that male 1 is hydrogen and male 2 is antihydrogen. Should they both be placed within one of many particle accelerators (which represents the social pressures indicative of what is called in vulgar English, a "party") available within the world-wide scientific body ("college town"), the hydrogen and antihydrogen, if timed incorrectly, can collide and annihilate each other ("call dibs on the same girl"). This catastrophic mishap results in a complete conversion of the base energy of the particles ("males") into one of many situations; at low energy levels, photons ("getting shafted", a.k.a leaving a party without a female companion) or, at higher energy levels, a multitude of exotic particles such as bosons ("threesomes"), fermions ("fist-fights"), or rarelty, tachyons ("8-balls", more commonly known within the scientific community as 3.5 grams of benzoylmethylecgonine).