Does the idea of building a fort in your garden appeal to you?

  • Thread starter Thread starter Chief Steve Smith
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I don't have a garden but I do get the urge to lay seige to my bosses house, so maybe he should start making one out of mud, broken glass and barbed wire.
 
Yeah why not.
I think I'd probably make it out of old fish crates of something...
Call it 'Fort Audustus'
 
I would use the garden arch that is covered in roses to act as natural spikes to ward off invaders. Then I would grab the garden gnome and station him on top of the arch to fight off the attackers...
 
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