Does it make me weird that I like having a persecution complex, and I like being

[Savage serenity]

paranoid? I'm a Christian weirdo, and guess what? I am dang proud of it.

What's wrong with having a persecution complex? So. So what? What's wrong with having a victim mentality. So- so what? What's wrong with whining about our plight as believers. So- so what?

I like being paranoid. No BS. I really do. It helps me stay on my toes. I'm not willing to walk through life with blinders on. Bump that!

Persecution complex? Maybe. Hey, at least I'm not in denial!

So, we have thus concluded that:
A. All Christians are retards
B. All Christians are suffering from an incontrovertible 'persecution complex,' and there is absolutely no foundation for their delusions of persecution at all.
C. All Christians are paranoid nincompoops who believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsters and crap.
D. All Christians have this half-baked idea that people actually laugh at them for their beliefs.

Did I get it right so far?

 

[Wise Duck]

You like thinking you are persecuted even though you are not?

Does this mean you admit your beliefs contradict reality?

 

[Hally M]

You also have a need for external validation.

(Just trying to be helpful.)

 

[mike b]

Define "weird?

 

[yeshuaman]

You pretty much described yourself with one six letter word.
It starts with R and ends with D.

 

[Godsproblemchild]

You are the best argument the Pro Choice movement ever had.

 

[FailCat[atheist] v2.0]

What's wrong with it? It makes you a whiny baby that's what.

 

[pastafarian pliqht ♥]

Blah, blah, blah. Your strawman bores me.

 

[Emmy [Redux]]

Were you being sarcastic, up until you listed the shit that's wrong with most Christians? Or is that when you started being sarcastic...?

It's so hard to tell with trolling these days-- people use all kinds of topsy-turvy rhetoric, which isn't completely unappreciated, but can be a bit confusing.

 

[Senile Old Fart]

Ignorance is a virtue in America.