Teheheheeehehe you're cute.
Can I buy one like you at a retail out let in the Mall or do I have to grow one like you myself in a garden?
I can extrapolate and say all things that entertain are chains of the mythical oppressor. For example, after you're done playing with yourself, do you desire to go out and throw down the the tyrany of The MAN or, do you sit there feeling content and relieved?
When you're watching the fascist swine on TV preach their lies do you go out and raise a little revolution...or do you continue to sit there and bitch about it?
When you put the latest song from RaTM in the player, do you go find some jack booted pig to verbally abuse (and get locked up for it) or, do you simply nod your head and say amen!
People like you are funny because the majority of you are hypcrits and don't even know it. You're as shackled to your inept beliefs as the oken is to the yoke. As tied to the cross of your own ideology as any christian is.
Communism is like the wreck on the side of the road that everyone slows down and rubbernecks at thinking, 'Damn, I'm glad that's not me.' Or, 'Man, did you see that guys brains leak out of his head? Cooool.'
Maybe Jains are cool. Because they have that self termination clause in their contract for when they achieve enlightenment.