Does anyone think this joke is funny?

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A sister and her brother share a room and have bunk beds. The sister is quite older while the boy is still young. The sister decides to have her boyfriend come over to do the deed. There on the top bunk and she said that lettuce would mean faster and tomatoe would mean slower. So she screams lettuce tomatoe lettuce tomatoe tomatoe lettuce lettuce lettuce! Finally the little brother says to them would you guys please stop making sandwiches your getting mayonaise all over me.


Please tell me if you think this is funny, and please provide me with amusing jokes like these! Thanks so much
 
I've heard this joke a thousand times and it always is funnny.
Heres a really funny joke.
Theres this guy who works at the pickle factory
He says on monday to his wife"honey i have this urge to put my penis in the pickle slicer" The wife says" you should see a sex therapist"
The husband says he's too embaressed and goes to work the next day. A week later he says to his wife"i put my penis in the pickle slicer" his wife says "oh you didn't. what happen!?!"
"i got fired"
"i mean wat happen to the pickle slicer"
"Oh, she got fired too"
 
lol havent heard that in awile lol.. i loved it lol
HERE IS ONE I HEARD

a chinese man calls his boss and sezs "me no work me sick"
boss sez "when im sick i fuck my wife,try that"
2 hours later he calls "i'm better u got a nice house!"
 
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