I believe it was on System of a Downs "official unofficial" fan site, posted on the forums. I forgot what the name was, but it was about the four of them, all having a penis of which could talk. Serj's was called Pogo, Darons Schnibbel, Shavos 2stoned2talk, and Johns was Hulk. I believe there was more than one story, but the one I am looking for is about Serj switching Schnibbel and Hulk with his godly powers. lol. Does anyone have this story? If so, please email it to me. Thanks 