Does anyone know this Chuck Norris joke?

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There is this one Chuck Norris joke I heard about 3 years ago and cannot find it anywhere.

It has something to do with his girlfriend sneaking up on him and him killing her. then like a couple years later he realizes he misses her and says i love you.

if someone could clear this up for me and give me a link that would be awesome. or else its going to bug me forever!
 
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Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't f**k with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
 
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