does anyone know the answers to these two monster riddles?

[खुशबू(Khushboo)]

how can you stop a monster from biting his nails
how can you tell when there is a monster in bed with you

 

[bluemunky131]

1. Give him Screws!

2. He's the only one with an M on his Pajama's!

Those are the answers I have always heard!

 

[ilovepets]

-_- i dont know *_*

 

[+*Mz.LauTNeR<3]

1)CUT OFF HIS HANDS
2)when hes not under your bed/ when you turn around and there is a fuzzy guy breathing down your neck..