Does anyone know some clean jokes for an audition where I have to prepare one...

This one is cute, quick and fun - give it a shot and see how you go:

Neverland 911, what’s the emergency? You are being
kidnapped by pirates? Can you be more specific?
Which pirate is kidnapping you? Well, if he’s limping
on a peg-leg then it’s probably Long John Silver,
but if he has a hook then it’s probably Captain—oh-
He’s got a hook and a pegleg? Oh dear. Please hold.
Neverland 911, what’s the emergency? Being harassed
by mermaids? How dreadful.

All the best :)
 
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Q: 'What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?"

A: "A woolly jumper (sweater)"

It's only 9.50am here, and my espresso hasn't yet kicked in. When it does, I might remember some more, and, if so, will add them. The "clean" proviso is making it difficult, however!
 
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