Basically what you need to do is remove some coherency, like you're typing the words as they come to you. This includes darting from one subject to another, as you mind might work, and also even repeating yourself. You also don't want to consider the other opinion on the subject, or you wouldn't be ranting. It must be one view only, and one you feel very strongly upon.
@Hello, LOL, we haven't had a King for over fifty years...